Say Hello To My Little Contest - Page 3

Max Power · 09-03-2002, 10:42 PM

Good one Nurse Smed.............

my next one requires a visual - - -

surfer dude on the phone with a bud, banging a UTK report on his head: "Dude, did you hear that? It's my skull."

Sorta related - - Come to think of it, maybe this movie should be called "Will and Rachel's Excellent Adventure"?

Skip · 09-03-2002, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Max Power
OK, I'm done, this is too addictive!

Yeah, sure Max.

SmedIndy · 09-03-2002, 10:55 PM

"First place in the sales contest is a brand new Cadillac."
"Second place is a set of steak knives"
"Third place means you're Under The Knife."

Max Power · 09-03-2002, 10:55 PM

Skip, I probably need a patch or something?

"Ya, I am Inga from UTK"

Skip · 09-03-2002, 10:59 PM

[Jean Luc Picard] Make it UTK [/JLP]

hmrsf · 09-03-2002, 11:07 PM

UTK? We don't need no stinkin' UTK!

Skip · 09-03-2002, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hmrsf
UTK? We don't need no stinkin' UTK!

Apropos as you may think it, I doubt Will will choose this quote for anything promotional.

hmrsf · 09-03-2002, 11:19 PM

A spoonful of UTK helps the medicine go down.

Gosfgiants · 09-04-2002, 01:21 AM

Beam me up, UTK.

spitball · 09-04-2002, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Max Power
Skip, I probably need a patch or something?

"Ya, I am Inga from UTK"

Is that from "The Producers"???
I'm addicted to that movie!!!!

spitball · 09-04-2002, 03:18 AM

Is that your UTK or are you just happy to see me?

Max Power · 09-04-2002, 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spitball
Is that from "The Producers"???
I'm addicted to that movie!!!!

Nah. Jamie Lee Curtis on the train near the end of "Trading Places."

coldbeer4soul · 09-04-2002, 07:48 AM

"Of all the emails in all the computers in all the world, UTK walks into mine."

Kranepool · 09-04-2002, 09:53 AM

You want UTK, YOU CAN"T HANDLE UTK

09-04-2002, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skip
"I believe in the soul ... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in reading UTK, every morning, every day."

Phew! I was expecting "and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet UTK's that last three days."

>This is the damndest season I've ever seen. I mean the Durham Bulls can't loose and I can't get the UTK Report.

>UTK is Truth. Truth, UTK. That is all ye know on Earth, and all ye need to know.

>Liberty! UTK! Freedom! Tyranny is dead!
>Run hence, proclaim, cry it about the streets!

>And I said, Hey Lama, how 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort? And he says, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed you will receive a UTK Report. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

09-03-2002, 10:42 PM	#31
Max Power NetShrine Creator & Curator Join Date: May 2002 Location: NetShrine WHQ Posts: 5,548	Good one Nurse Smed............. my next one requires a visual - - - surfer dude on the phone with a bud, banging a UTK report on his head: "Dude, did you hear that? It's my skull." Sorta related - - Come to think of it, maybe this movie should be called "Will and Rachel's Excellent Adventure"? __________________ Steve, Forum Administrator "They come and they go, Hobbs. They come and they go." That's why there's NetShrine.com

09-03-2002, 10:55 PM	#34
Max Power NetShrine Creator & Curator Join Date: May 2002 Location: NetShrine WHQ Posts: 5,548	Skip, I probably need a patch or something? "Ya, I am Inga from UTK" __________________ Steve, Forum Administrator "They come and they go, Hobbs. They come and they go." That's why there's NetShrine.com

09-03-2002, 11:07 PM	#36
hmrsf forum mom Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: relocation Posts: 4,298	UTK? We don't need no stinkin' UTK! __________________ NDF who shares good karma! Get a coaster! My cup is not only 1/2 full it is brimming! We don't need no stinking Arods!

09-03-2002, 11:19 PM	#38
hmrsf forum mom Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: relocation Posts: 4,298	A spoonful of UTK helps the medicine go down. __________________ NDF who shares good karma! Get a coaster! My cup is not only 1/2 full it is brimming! We don't need no stinking Arods!

09-04-2002, 01:21 AM	#39
Gosfgiants NetShrine All-Century Team Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 1,136	Beam me up, UTK. __________________ It'll always be Pacbell Park Beat LA!!!

09-03-2002, 10:55 PM	#33
SmedIndy NetShrine's Historian Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Zionsville, IN Posts: 10,569	"First place in the sales contest is a brand new Cadillac." "Second place is a set of steak knives" "Third place means you're Under The Knife."

09-03-2002, 10:59 PM	#35
Skip NetShrine Vagabond Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Louisville Posts: 7,866	[Jean Luc Picard] Make it UTK [/JLP]

09-04-2002, 03:18 AM	#41
spitball Guest Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Studio City, Ca. Posts: 1,751	Is that your UTK or are you just happy to see me?

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09-04-2002, 09:53 AM	#44
Kranepool NetShrine Hot Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 27	You want UTK, YOU CAN"T HANDLE UTK

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