Say Hello To My Little Contest - Page 2

Skip · 09-02-2002, 11:42 PM

UTK!!! You CAN'T HANDLE the UTK!!!

Gosfgiants · 09-02-2002, 11:53 PM

Thank you, UTK. May I have another?

Gosfgiants · 09-02-2002, 11:55 PM

Nobody messes with the UTK.

moose · 09-03-2002, 02:20 AM

"I'll have a bloody mary, a UTK, and... a UTK."

(probably the 100th best line in Fletch, but certainly one of the more recognizable!)

Max Power · 09-03-2002, 06:33 AM

Last one for me, maybe............

Nobody puts UTK in a corner!

Commish · 09-03-2002, 08:25 AM

U...T...K...

U...T...K...

"I'm not dead yet....really I am feeling much better now"

Commish · 09-03-2002, 08:27 AM

There are only three things you need to know.

U
T
K

Under
The
Knife

Under
The
Knife

Got that? Good.

nyy26wc · 09-03-2002, 12:06 PM

My worm went under the knife and then I ate it. Can I have another one?

Ask not what your country can do for you, but rather what you can find in UTK.

We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal and endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights, among them life, liberty and UTK in their inbox.

Regardless of the verdict of juries, no player that refuses to cooperate with UTK; no player that undertakes or promises to obstruct UTK; no player that sits in a conference with a bunch of crooked players and doctors where the ways and means of interferring with UTK are planned and discussed, will ever play professional baseball.

nyy26wc · 09-03-2002, 12:08 PM

Aunt Belamy, will you say Grace?

Grace? He doesn't appear in today's UTK.

No, the blessing.

spitball · 09-03-2002, 01:24 PM

U T K....
No, U T K!
No no, U T K!

tortured angel · 09-03-2002, 01:34 PM

Jack Nicholson in EASY RIDER- Oh I got a UTK report, and it's a beauty.

VNV Nation · 09-03-2002, 02:36 PM

[pb]"You took my UTK report, prepare to die."

The UTK report is not left-handed either!"[/pb]

[goodfellas]"Funny how? Funny like a UTK report?"[/gf]

[godfather]"Every time I think I'm out, the UTK pulls me back in."

"This is the UTK report we've chosen."[/gf]

[gladiator]"What we do in life, echoes in the UTK report.[/gl]

[pulpfiction]"Which UTK report is yours?" "It's the one that says 'Bad ************!"[/pf]

NCFella19 · 09-03-2002, 10:14 PM

Spaceballs:

"I see your schwartz is as big as my UTK Report."

SmedIndy · 09-03-2002, 10:25 PM

"Those who are late will not get UTK."

NCFella19 · 09-03-2002, 10:41 PM

Eight Men Out:

"Hey Jackson, can you spell 'cat'?"

-"Hey mister, can you spell 'UTK'?"

09-02-2002, 11:53 PM	#17
Gosfgiants NetShrine All-Century Team Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 1,136	Thank you, UTK. May I have another? __________________ It'll always be Pacbell Park Beat LA!!!

09-02-2002, 11:55 PM	#18
Gosfgiants NetShrine All-Century Team Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 1,136	Nobody messes with the UTK. __________________ It'll always be Pacbell Park Beat LA!!!

09-03-2002, 06:33 AM	#20
Max Power NetShrine Creator & Curator Join Date: May 2002 Location: NetShrine WHQ Posts: 5,548	Last one for me, maybe............ Nobody puts UTK in a corner! __________________ Steve, Forum Administrator "They come and they go, Hobbs. They come and they go." That's why there's NetShrine.com

09-03-2002, 08:25 AM	#21
Commish NetShrine Hot Prospect Join Date: May 2002 Location: Madison, IN Posts: 15	Holy Grail U...T...K... U...T...K... "I'm not dead yet....really I am feeling much better now" __________________ Your only as smart as the dumbest thing you will admit to....Me

09-03-2002, 08:27 AM	#22
Commish NetShrine Hot Prospect Join Date: May 2002 Location: Madison, IN Posts: 15	Glengary Glenn Ross There are only three things you need to know. U T K Under The Knife Under The Knife Got that? Good. __________________ Your only as smart as the dumbest thing you will admit to....Me

09-02-2002, 11:42 PM	#16
Skip NetShrine Vagabond Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Louisville Posts: 7,866	UTK!!! You CAN'T HANDLE the UTK!!!

09-03-2002, 02:20 AM	#19
moose Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Socs Posts: 3,400	"I'll have a bloody mary, a UTK, and... a UTK." (probably the 100th best line in Fletch, but certainly one of the more recognizable!)

09-03-2002, 12:06 PM	#23
nyy26wc NetShrine All-Century Team Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 14,584	My worm went under the knife and then I ate it. Can I have another one? Ask not what your country can do for you, but rather what you can find in UTK. We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal and endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights, among them life, liberty and UTK in their inbox. Regardless of the verdict of juries, no player that refuses to cooperate with UTK; no player that undertakes or promises to obstruct UTK; no player that sits in a conference with a bunch of crooked players and doctors where the ways and means of interferring with UTK are planned and discussed, will ever play professional baseball. __________________ Lee Creator, Complete Baseball Encyclopedia. It's powerful, yet extremely easy to use. Features extensive sorting and stat display options. The CBE has many features that are not available in online and printed sources. Has 2006 stats and daily update service for 2007.

09-03-2002, 12:08 PM	#24
nyy26wc NetShrine All-Century Team Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 14,584	Aunt Belamy, will you say Grace? Grace? He doesn't appear in today's UTK. No, the blessing. __________________ Lee Creator, Complete Baseball Encyclopedia. It's powerful, yet extremely easy to use. Features extensive sorting and stat display options. The CBE has many features that are not available in online and printed sources. Has 2006 stats and daily update service for 2007.

09-03-2002, 01:24 PM	#25
spitball Guest Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Studio City, Ca. Posts: 1,751	U T K.... No, U T K! No no, U T K!

09-03-2002, 01:34 PM	#26
tortured angel Guest Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: middle east Posts: 573	Jack Nicholson in EASY RIDER- Oh I got a UTK report, and it's a beauty.

09-03-2002, 02:36 PM	#27
VNV Nation Membership Suspended 11/19/02 Join Date: May 2002 Location: VNV Nation Posts: 2,952	[pb]"You took my UTK report, prepare to die." The UTK report is not left-handed either!"[/pb] [goodfellas]"Funny how? Funny like a UTK report?"[/gf] [godfather]"Every time I think I'm out, the UTK pulls me back in." "This is the UTK report we've chosen."[/gf] [gladiator]"What we do in life, echoes in the UTK report.[/gl] [pulpfiction]"Which UTK report is yours?" "It's the one that says 'Bad ************!"[/pf]

09-03-2002, 10:14 PM	#28
NCFella19 All-NetShrine Team Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 417	Spaceballs: "I see your schwartz is as big as my UTK Report." __________________ "It's not the high price of stardom that bothers me, it's the high price of mediocrity." -- Bill Veeck

09-03-2002, 10:25 PM	#29
SmedIndy NetShrine's Historian Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Zionsville, IN Posts: 10,569	"Those who are late will not get UTK."

09-03-2002, 10:41 PM	#30
NCFella19 All-NetShrine Team Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 417	Eight Men Out: "Hey Jackson, can you spell 'cat'?" -"Hey mister, can you spell 'UTK'?" __________________ "It's not the high price of stardom that bothers me, it's the high price of mediocrity." -- Bill Veeck

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