Kinder, Gentler, Smed

SmedIndy · 08-12-2002, 11:22 AM

Ever have one of those moods?

I did yesterday.

Sorry, y'all. I just felt the whole world was a bunch of blithering idiots, and I was trying to run a talk show.

Max Power · 08-12-2002, 12:24 PM

Bran baby, it pays for itself.

qtlaw · 08-12-2002, 12:31 PM

Smed,

I (was about 22) once golfed with some older gentleman and I was pissed because I missed the green with a wedge and he stopped me and said, "young man, you only have so much negative capital to use in your lifetime, use it wisely." I don't have many profound moments but since that day I don't get upset too much at stupid things. Instead of road rage now, I try to smile at the offenders and say have a good day. Relax if you can and keep up the posts.

WiredTiger · 08-12-2002, 12:32 PM

Smed... 9 out of 10 days I feel that way. Especially when I am driving home. I am convinced that 99% of people don't know how to drive.

moose · 08-12-2002, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmedIndy
I just felt the whole world was a bunch of blithering idiots

it isnt?!!!!!

[forgiven!]

Skip · 08-12-2002, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmedIndy
Sorry, y'all. I just felt the whole world was a bunch of blithering idiots, and I was trying to run a talk show.

SmedIndy ... NetShrine's Jerry Springer.

...oh, to heck with the bran, I'm sure the merlot did a much better job of restoring equilibrium.

spitball · 08-12-2002, 02:18 PM

I wasn't around . What did I miss??
Were you being mean Mr. Smed???
If you were I'm glad I missed it being that I'm such a delicate flower.

sweaver · 08-12-2002, 08:16 PM

I think bran chased with merlot really does a body good.

Nothing to worry your virgin ears about, spitball.

Skip · 08-12-2002, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweaver
I think bran chased with merlot really does a body good.

I'm thinking Metamucil mixed into the merlot. Of course with an olive, right hm?

hmrsf · 08-12-2002, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skip
I'm thinking Metamucil mixed into the merlot. Of course with an olive, right hm?

In your case, prunes....lots of prunes.

spitball · 08-12-2002, 11:54 PM

Somebody please open a window......

Skip · 08-13-2002, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hmrsf
In your case, prunes....lots of prunes.

You know hm, I'd say 'I love ya' now just because I cant stop giggling, but then the thought of 'I love ya' as a followup to a prune post just doesn't work. So all I can say is ... Olive. Olive. Olive.

Perhaps it's the thread title. A kinder gentler Smed just seems like a tender, flavorful McNugget. A good idea, but ....

(apologies to everyone on Earth). <giggle>

hmrsf · 08-13-2002, 12:50 AM

See you needed a laugh! Glad to be of service. My work is done.

08-15-2002, 04:34 PM

I don't want a kinder, gentler Smed!

I mean, without Smed to balance people like me out, we'd have 32 Metrodomes, triple-wall aluminum bats, blue astroturf, and batters being named as starting pitchers so they can bat in the first!

And Smed smacking me upside the head sometimes is a necessary part of that growth process.

Skip · 08-15-2002, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CpUltravox
I don't want a kinder, gentler Smed!

That was where I was going with my 'tender flavorful McNugget' line - three words that just don't belong together.

08-12-2002, 11:22 AM	#1
SmedIndy NetShrine's Historian Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Zionsville, IN Posts: 10,569	Kinder, Gentler, Smed Ever have one of those moods? I did yesterday. Sorry, y'all. I just felt the whole world was a bunch of blithering idiots, and I was trying to run a talk show.

08-12-2002, 12:24 PM	#2
Max Power NetShrine Creator & Curator Join Date: May 2002 Location: NetShrine WHQ Posts: 5,548	Bran baby, it pays for itself. __________________ Steve, Forum Administrator "They come and they go, Hobbs. They come and they go." That's why there's NetShrine.com

08-13-2002, 12:50 AM	#13
hmrsf forum mom Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: relocation Posts: 4,298	See you needed a laugh! Glad to be of service. My work is done. __________________ NDF who shares good karma! Get a coaster! My cup is not only 1/2 full it is brimming! We don't need no stinking Arods!

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08-12-2002, 12:31 PM	#3
qtlaw Guest Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: El Cerrito, CA Posts: 668	Smed, I (was about 22) once golfed with some older gentleman and I was pissed because I missed the green with a wedge and he stopped me and said, "young man, you only have so much negative capital to use in your lifetime, use it wisely." I don't have many profound moments but since that day I don't get upset too much at stupid things. Instead of road rage now, I try to smile at the offenders and say have a good day. Relax if you can and keep up the posts.

08-12-2002, 12:32 PM	#4
WiredTiger Guest Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The city of Kaline, Cobb and Greenberg Posts: 3,395	Smed... 9 out of 10 days I feel that way. Especially when I am driving home. I am convinced that 99% of people don't know how to drive.

08-12-2002, 02:18 PM	#7
spitball Guest Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Studio City, Ca. Posts: 1,751	I wasn't around . What did I miss?? Were you being mean Mr. Smed??? If you were I'm glad I missed it being that I'm such a delicate flower.

08-12-2002, 08:16 PM	#8
sweaver Netshrine Cleanup Hitter Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Mountain State Posts: 8,883	I think bran chased with merlot really does a body good. Nothing to worry your virgin ears about, spitball.

08-12-2002, 11:54 PM	#11
spitball Guest Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Studio City, Ca. Posts: 1,751	Somebody please open a window......

08-15-2002, 04:34 PM	#14
CpUltravox Posts: n/a	I don't want a kinder, gentler Smed! I mean, without Smed to balance people like me out, we'd have 32 Metrodomes, triple-wall aluminum bats, blue astroturf, and batters being named as starting pitchers so they can bat in the first! And Smed smacking me upside the head sometimes is a necessary part of that growth process.

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