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From this weeks USA Today Baseball Weekly:
Why isn't Seattle outfielder Ichiro Suzuki dressing at his locker? Could it be because there's a bounty on his body? Rumors are circulating that a Japanese publication has offered a $1 million reward for a photo of Suzuki in the buff, according to the Tacoma News Tribune. "We've heard about it," said Ted Heid, Mariners' director of Pacific Rim scouting. "We've heard that it might even be as high as $2 million." Anything's possible. Last year a Japanese reporter used a hidden camera to snag a photo of Seattle closer Kazuhiro Sasaki at a pub. If I'm Ichiro, for two mill, I'd do a Full Monty Polaroid - send it in, and collect the cash myself............. |
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04-20-2001, 07:55 AM
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Hell - I'd let them lay it out any way they want for $2M - just no farm animals.
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04-20-2001, 09:05 AM
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No doubt!! If I'm the hotel busboy.....I'm a millionaire |
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04-20-2001, 09:40 AM
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With the technology today, you would think this stuff doesn't matter anymore - - you can stick anyone's head on some naked body and make the photo look real - - - so, who cares?
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04-20-2001, 09:48 AM
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You sound a little too familiar with the industry. What other sites do you host, Net?
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04-20-2001, 11:04 AM
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Good question, Buzz...
 $1 or $2 mill??? That's some expensive sushi...jeez, Playboy only pays $10,000!  |
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04-20-2001, 11:12 AM
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Hosting? Nada. Observing? Well, I am still a relatively young and healthy young man........and as such, a little eye-candy never hurt anyone........just a little, nothing obsessive (like baseball is)  |
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04-20-2001, 11:16 AM
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No teasing, Jen. I don't recall any Playmates whose turn-ons and/or hobbies included baseball.
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04-20-2001, 11:43 AM
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Buzz, I'll take your word for it...but what about Piazza's ex? Oh wait, duh, just answered my own question...he doesn't qualify as baseball. My bad.
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