Top 10 things overheard in George Steinbrenner's office....

04-11-2003, 09:43 AM

10. "I don't care if there's a game going on; I want Derek in bed by 10:00 PM sharp!"

9. "Hi Bud, it's George calling MUUU HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

8. "Just tell the staff in the mail room that they can pay for their own dental bills out of the money they save by no longer having to purchase solid food"

7. "I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear Lord Torre."

6. "Well hire him back so I can fire him again!!"

5. "Joe, for God's sake could you at least comb the hair in your ears before you come in here."

4. "Cooooooooool, oh crap, it's just a column in 'The Onion.'"

3. "I'm going to visit Billy Martin's gravesite, any extra pink slips laying around?"

2. "Well, what could we put Boomer's body in?"

1. "Aw, c'mon George, do I have to end all of our conversations with 'in Jesus' name, Amen'?"

Best Regards

John

KCBOOMER · 04-11-2003, 09:55 AM

Maybe something from the "Ten Commandments" like "So let it be written, so let it be done".

Wolf Hopper · 04-11-2003, 01:07 PM

Add: "Put it where? Oh, I dunno? Stick it over there on the table next to that pile of World Series rings.........."

Skip · 04-11-2003, 01:18 PM

"Who the hell is this Costanza SOB anyway?"

KCBOOMER · 04-11-2003, 02:49 PM

"Tell me again why I need a farm system when I can buy any player I want?"

Wolf Hopper · 04-11-2003, 02:59 PM

ADD: "Hey, I just read in Forbes that this team, that I bought from CBS for $10 million - $6 million of it borrowed, I might add - is now worth an estimated $849 million."

[the above is a true statement!]

gyb13 · 04-11-2003, 03:13 PM

16. "Bring me a fat toad."
"Sir, you fired him four years ago."
"Well can I at least get sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?"

LeGrandOrange · 04-11-2003, 06:56 PM

19. For the last time, I thought Ken Phelps was going to be a good hitter...

04-11-2003, 09:43 AM	#1
Fleet N. Ema Posts: n/a	Top 10 things overheard in George Steinbrenner's office.... 10. "I don't care if there's a game going on; I want Derek in bed by 10:00 PM sharp!" 9. "Hi Bud, it's George calling MUUU HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" 8. "Just tell the staff in the mail room that they can pay for their own dental bills out of the money they save by no longer having to purchase solid food" 7. "I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear Lord Torre." 6. "Well hire him back so I can fire him again!!" 5. "Joe, for God's sake could you at least comb the hair in your ears before you come in here." 4. "Cooooooooool, oh crap, it's just a column in 'The Onion.'" 3. "I'm going to visit Billy Martin's gravesite, any extra pink slips laying around?" 2. "Well, what could we put Boomer's body in?" 1. "Aw, c'mon George, do I have to end all of our conversations with 'in Jesus' name, Amen'?" Best Regards John

04-11-2003, 09:55 AM	#2
KCBOOMER NetShrine All-Century Team Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Home of the T-Bones Posts: 11,116	Maybe something from the "Ten Commandments" like "So let it be written, so let it be done". __________________ KCBOOMER *Buck O'Neil: The Monarch of Baseball*

04-11-2003, 01:07 PM	#3
Wolf Hopper NetShrine Creator & Curator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NetShrine WHQ Posts: 6,191	Add: "Put it where? Oh, I dunno? Stick it over there on the table next to that pile of World Series rings.........." __________________ Steve, Forum Administrator POSTING TIP FOR THE DAY: When composing a post, think about what you would say if the intended recipient was an individual who was actually sitting just two feet in front of you, in person, rather than just some far away and anonymous audience who only can identify you as text on a PC screen - - and then write your post in that manner. It makes for remarkable and sincere discourse.

04-11-2003, 02:49 PM	#5
KCBOOMER NetShrine All-Century Team Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Home of the T-Bones Posts: 11,116	"Tell me again why I need a farm system when I can buy any player I want?" __________________ KCBOOMER *Buck O'Neil: The Monarch of Baseball*

04-11-2003, 02:59 PM	#6
Wolf Hopper NetShrine Creator & Curator Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NetShrine WHQ Posts: 6,191	ADD: "Hey, I just read in Forbes that this team, that I bought from CBS for $10 million - $6 million of it borrowed, I might add - is now worth an estimated $849 million." [the above is a true statement!] __________________ Steve, Forum Administrator POSTING TIP FOR THE DAY: When composing a post, think about what you would say if the intended recipient was an individual who was actually sitting just two feet in front of you, in person, rather than just some far away and anonymous audience who only can identify you as text on a PC screen - - and then write your post in that manner. It makes for remarkable and sincere discourse.

04-11-2003, 01:18 PM	#4
Skip NetShrine Vagabond Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Louisville Posts: 7,866	"Who the hell is this Costanza SOB anyway?"

04-11-2003, 03:13 PM	#7
gyb13 NS Omnipresent Brasilian Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Crazy George's playground Posts: 10,903	16. "Bring me a fat toad." "Sir, you fired him four years ago." "Well can I at least get sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?" __________________ Gustavo NDF Moderator Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

04-11-2003, 06:56 PM	#8
LeGrandOrange Membership Suspended 4/11/04 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Tacoma, WA Posts: 3,783	19. For the last time, I thought Ken Phelps was going to be a good hitter...

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