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09-02-2002, 09:48 PM
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Say Hello To My Little Contest
I promised a new contest and then forgot to include it in the Fox report. So, here it is ... as usual, the prize will be your choice from the UTK Store. This month's contest is: Work "UTK", "Under the Knife", or some variation into your favorite movie or TV quote. For instance, "The first rule of UTK is tell everyone about UTK." would be a play on the rules from Fight Club. "Is this heaven? No, this is UTK." would be a fun riff on Field of Dreams. If you can make it injury related, all the better. There's going to be a thread set up at Netshrine.com for this. NOTE: Entries sent to my email will not be eligible.
The contest will end on Sunday, September 8 with the winner announced on Fox.
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UTK available only at www.baseballprospectus.com "I was pulling for Pete and agreeing with (commissioner) Bud Selig that Pete should be eligible for the Hall of Fame," said Giles, now chairman of the Phillies. "Bud was close to making him eligible right after his meeting with Pete (November 2002). Right after that, Pete got into tax trouble (in California), and that delayed the process." - Phillies Chairman Bill Giles in the Dayton Daily News, January 25th, 2004. |
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09-02-2002, 10:33 PM
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NetShrine Creator & Curator
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Drop the gun, take the UTK report.
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Steve, Forum Administrator "They come and they go, Hobbs. They come and they go." That's why there's NetShrine.com |
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09-02-2002, 10:36 PM
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Netshrine Vacuum Cleaner
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Best Sean Connery voice:
In the end, there can be only UTK. |
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09-02-2002, 10:50 PM
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NetShrine Creator & Curator
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Help me UTK, you're my only hope.
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Steve, Forum Administrator "They come and they go, Hobbs. They come and they go." That's why there's NetShrine.com |
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09-02-2002, 10:52 PM
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Netshrine Vacuum Cleaner
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Use the UTK report, Luke! The UTK report will be with you, always. |
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09-02-2002, 10:54 PM
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NetShrine Creator & Curator
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I think you're gonna need a bigger UTK.
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Steve, Forum Administrator "They come and they go, Hobbs. They come and they go." That's why there's NetShrine.com |
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09-02-2002, 10:58 PM
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Netshrine Vacuum Cleaner
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The UTK report is a source of unspeakable power and it has to be researched.
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09-02-2002, 11:00 PM
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NetShrine's Historian
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"I'd like UTK: Shaken, Not Stirred"
"Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a UTK". "You know, Nietzche said, out of chaos comes UTK." |
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09-02-2002, 11:05 PM
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NetShrine Creator & Curator
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There's no crying in the UTK report.
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Steve, Forum Administrator "They come and they go, Hobbs. They come and they go." That's why there's NetShrine.com |
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09-02-2002, 11:09 PM
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Netshrine Vacuum Cleaner
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Did you order the UTK report?
You're Goddamn right I did! |
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09-02-2002, 11:10 PM
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NetShrine Creator & Curator
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Go ahead UTK, make.......my......day.
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Steve, Forum Administrator "They come and they go, Hobbs. They come and they go." That's why there's NetShrine.com |
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09-02-2002, 11:29 PM
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NetShrine Creator & Curator
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Hey, Sal, how come you ain't got no UTK reports up there on the wall?
------------- OK, I'm done, this is too addictive!
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Steve, Forum Administrator "They come and they go, Hobbs. They come and they go." That's why there's NetShrine.com |
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09-02-2002, 11:35 PM
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NetShrine Vagabond
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"I believe in the soul ... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in reading UTK, every morning, every day."
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09-02-2002, 11:37 PM
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Netshrine Vacuum Cleaner
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They may take our lives, but they'll never take our UTK report!
this is too addictive! Last edited by JamesI : 09-02-2002 at 11:54 PM. |
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09-02-2002, 11:40 PM
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NetShrine Vagabond
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"Sometimes we're the Bad News Bears, sometimes we're just bad news ... UTK"
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