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Fleet N. Ema
03-26-2003, 12:54 PM
10. "Hello, Mr. Boras. I'm Miss Franklin, I teach your son's Sunday School class. Is it true you told him that Judas Iscariot's sin was selling Jesus for 30 pieces of silver and that you could've gotten at least 1000?"

9. "Hi Scott, it's Kevin Malone. Can I have the picture you have of me in a negligee back now?"

8. "Mr. Boras, it's B. L. Zebubb. I've given it a lot of thought and I really don't want your soul after all. I think you'll be a bad influence on my clientele."

7. "Scott, it's me, Tom Hicks. Look, we've had a lot of fun and good times but I really think we should start seeing other people."

6. "Mr. Boras? It's Bill Marple, the psychologist at your son's school. I think he may need extensive counselling. He keeps babbling about how you take a nickel from your son when receives a dollar from the tooth fairy...."

5. "Scott, it's Bill next door. My wife tells me that Rover bit your leg and I'm quite concerned--have you had all your shots?"

4. "Scott, it's A-Rod I've been asked for my opinion on the war in Iraq by the Associated Press. Could you call me back and tell me what I think about it?"

3. "Scott? It's Osama. YOU DA MAN!!!!!!"

2. "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father....."

1. "Scott? It's Kenny Rogers. I know you're there so pick up the phone. Remember when you said that if you couldn't get me at least $10 million a year that you'd give me a b-job?"

Best Regards

John

KCBOOMER
03-26-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Fleet N. Ema
1. "Scott? It's Kenny Rogers. I know you're there so pick up the phone. Remember when you said that if you couldn't get me at least $10 million a year that you'd give me a blow job?"

Best Regards

John

TOO FUNNY!!!! Maybe the last line should have been by IRod.

gyb13
03-26-2003, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by KCBOOMER
TOO FUNNY!!!! Maybe the last line should have been by IRod. almost, but the phish got boras off the hook