spring training captions, week 4

[satchel]

We're back with another installment. This week, take your cuts at one of baseball's all-time greatest players.

2003 captions, week 4 (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/photo?slug=1046820992padres_giants_spring_training _azer105&prov=ap)

[satchel]

Always up for a challenge, Barry Bonds prepares for his next career - drum major.

[SmedIndy]

Move over Uri Geller!

[Max Power]

That's it Master Bonds, let The Force guide you.

[JamesI]

Trying to prove he is the best player ever, Barry Bonds swings his bat telekinetically.

[Gosfgiants]

Barry Bonds practices his new technique for swinging at intentional balls.

[LeGrandOrange]

*insert 2001: A Space Odyssey music*

[Rajah]

Barry Bonds, Bachelor of Magic Arts, Hogwarts, 1986

[sweaver]

"In an attempt to hold down the number of intentional walks issued Barry Bonds, pitchers will be allowed to throw bats rather than baseballs during his plate appearences."

[LeGrandOrange]

You know, this quidditch thing doesn't look too hard...

[ChrisCary]

Put your left foot in, put your left foot out, put your left foot in and you shake it all about

[Max Power]

Holy Hokie Pokie Batman, it's Chris Cary! :cool:

[Glyndwr]

for my next trick I will hit .400 with one hand tied behind my back

[Cooper]

"Its coming right for us!"

[gyb13]

if david wells can pitch a perfect game while drunk, imagine what i can do while high....i just hope i don't get the munchies while i'm trotting round the bases...