spring training captions, week 3

[satchel]

Thanks to LGO for picking up the slack last week when I was away at patent lawyer boot camp.

This week's candidate comes straight from Port St. Lucie, offering us the opportunity to make fun of one of the more closely watched new manager-club pairings. Do your worst, folks.


2003 captions, week 3 (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/photo?slug=1046283128mets_spring_flrs103&prov=ap)

[satchel]

"Now that's what I call a close shave."

[rcartman28]

Yeah, I guess you're right.....Mo does look like a pumpkin in these orange tops.....

[SmedIndy]

Hmmm... I know the A's have the horses to win the World Series, and the Mets have the talent base to win the International League....so why did I take this job?

I've got it! - ORANGE!

[Gosfgiants]

Hmm...I'm not really sure if Mike Piazza is straight or gay.

[KCBOOMER]

"All men have the same amount of male hormones and I don't waste mine growing hair!"

[Max Power]

"I'm not sure? Why did the chicken cross the road?"

[RedSeat]

"Even using his fingers, Art Howe just can't make himself smile about the Mets chances."

[LeGrandOrange]

Proof that Mr. Clean really is a Mets fan.

[cubfan33]

"Hmmm, I'm not sure how many hits you can get off an ounce. Let me ask Tarasco."

[rc3000]

Wow that commercial is right! My new electric razor does shave closer.

[gyb13]

satch, the link is broken