Yankees Sign All [Merged Threads]

[TimmyB]

NEWSFLASH!!! Accordint to today's Onion:

Yankees Ensure 2003 Pennant By Signing Every Player In Baseball (http://www.theonion.com/onion3904/yankees.html)

Red Sox faithful still believe there's a chance at Wild-Card... :p

[KCBOOMER]

:loud: :loud:

[JamesI]

How would they decide who gets the wild card, every other team should have the same record?

Annexed Cuba? That was great!

[pathogan]

...at all

[Max Power]

Sure - pick on the Yankees - - they haven't won a World Series this century............what's the fuss? :D

[SmedIndy]

Just when I thought the Onion was slipping....

[Max Power]

Harpooning, er lampooning, the Yankees was the smartest thing the Onion ever did - - this is getting SO MUCH play and exposure already - - - on the drive home last night, the hosts on ESPN Radio in NYC were playing with the notion - - - and, when I got home, the chain e-mails were already in my inbox - - - one, a forward of a forward or a forward, entitled "Check Out This Funny Yankee Story" with a link to the Onion.

The Onion should send the Yankees a thank you, some roses, or a check!

[JamesI]

This would be interesting. Have to wonder who would be the opponents though, or would the other teams instantly forfeit?

[Ytown Tribe fan]

Well, if they signed ONLY major leaguers, the other guys could field minor league replacement players.

Come to think of it -- that's what SOME teams are doing anyway!

[Duque]

I think Steinbrenner would have Unit shave whatever that is he's sporting.

[Max Power]

Originally posted by Duque
I think Steinbrenner would have Unit shave whatever that is he's sporting.

You saying Stein prefers to have his Unit shaved?

Sorry, that was toooooo easy..........

Back to the Yankees owning the world..................

[Rajah]

Originally posted by Max Power
You saying Stein prefers to have his Unit shaved?


Wasn't there an episode of Seinfeld about that? :D