Scooter Malaprop II

[KCBOOMER]

During a Yankee game Phil Rizzutto once reported that he thought Ron Guidry had been hit by a batted ball that was lined into the Yankee dugout. What was the problem with this analysis?

[Craig S.]

Guidry was on the mound pitching at the time.

[KCBOOMER]

Yep, Gator was pitching at the time.