Hey kids, it's caption time!

[satchel]

I forgot to post this week's caption candidate yesterday. Here it is:

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1. Proof positive the Orioles blow.

2. Where is that cheeseburger? It was in my hand just a second ago.

3. "Just a pinch between my cheek and gum ..."

[ChrisCary]

that cold one is gonna be mighty good when I get outta this mess

[WiredTiger]

nice to see you again Mr. Angelos. You're doing a great job.

[Slippery Pedro]

Maybe if I concentrate, I can pass this gas....................

[TGwynn19]

Geeez, I have to shake hands with Greg 'the contagious slump' Vaughn again!!

[Long John - RJ]

Alfonseca's got it sooo easy with 6 fingers.

or

Mind if I whistle an aria?

[spitball]

1. " Now what was that? Paper, rock , scissors?"

2. " Man I play a mean air saxaphone. I just love that intro to 'Baker Street'."

[Duque]

Sidney Ponson demonstrates his new-found magic tricks, including pulling a baseball from out of his mouth.

[gyb13]

"phew...i made it past the third inning"

[Gosfgiants]

Maybe if I hold my breath long enough they'll give me the new contract.

[KCBOOMER]

"Hey, ump, I need another baseball. Again."

[moose]

[british accent]
"Observed in his natural habitat, the Oriole can be seen throwing small balls at the opposition, in attempts to get them 'out.' When these methods are unsuccessful, the Oriole will take on the intimidation methods of the blowfish. However, in his natural habitat, since the Fish blow, this also proves unsuccessful."

[hmrsf]

"No, man I am all set. Don't need Jenny Craig, its a gland thing."


"Hey, I was wondering, does this shirt make my face look puffy?"

[gyb13]

[thought ballon]"Mr. President, it's a great pleasure to meet you, sir.......... bollocks, who am I kidding? We're never gonna win a World Series......"[/thought balloon]

[cubfan33]

Was I supposed to spit or swallow?

[LeGrandOrange]

"Maybe I shouldn't have put my hand in that bee's nest..."

(Sidney's giving new meaning to having a "swell time", for sure)