Runaway Train

[NetShrine]

I think I've jumped on Merry-Go-Rounds that were going faster. Is the media hyping this one? Or is it just me?

[BuzzBuzzard]

By definition, the media is hype. It would have been more inpressive if the dude jumped on when it was at 40+ MPH.

Only in Blowhio could a train leave a railyard without anyone on board.

[Jen]

:loud:

You guys would not believe the local news last night, you would've thought the apocalypse was happening! It was pure comedy. I'm surrounded by a bunch of Chicken Littles. Get me outta here! :rolleyes:

[Shel]

Wasn't that train carrying hazardous materials? I can understand the concern about possible derailment , considering the train's cargo. But Buzz is right -- it would have been far more impressive if the guy jumped on the train while it was still traveling at top speed. :)

Have to say that if I lived near those railroad tracks, I'd have been pretty concerned about the hazardous chemicals on that train.

[NetShrine]

I live in NJ. Every truck that I drive next to on the Turnpike is a potential bio-hazard waiting to happen - - how come I don't get to be on the Today Show? I wanna see Katie's legs up close too ya know.............

(Yes, I know the Ohio dudes were on hook-up. Just saying it could be cool to scope out Katie in person.)

[BuzzBuzzard]

She's a good ten years past her prime.

[NetShrine]

Originally posted by BuzzBuzzard
She's a good ten years past her prime.

I'm 10-12 past mine too, that's why it's a perfect fit.
:homer:
Mmmm....Katie.

[BuzzBuzzard]

What you need is some young chippie, not an old bag like Katie.

[NetShrine]

Hey, I'm married - chippies, I don't need.
Give me Cable. Give me Baseball. Give me the Internet. That's all the excitement I need............

[BuzzBuzzard]

Originally posted by NetShrine
Hey, I'm married - chippies, I don't need.
Give me Cable. Give me Baseball. Give me the Internet. That's all the excitement I need............
Posted just in case the wife becomes a 'Shrine user?

[NetShrine]

:loud: Buzz.

[Jen]

Originally posted by BuzzBuzzard

Posted just in case the wife becomes a 'Shrine user?
:loud: Net, how come you didn't mention your wife in your excitement quotient? I'm surprised. :eek: :tongue2:

Ever since Katie did that colon cancer scope thingie and the whole world got to see her insides, I can't watch her anymore. I was home sick from work that day and she made me throw up. I was not pleased. :makepuke:

[BuzzBuzzard]

Originally posted by Jen

:loud: Net, how come you didn't mention your wife in your excitement quotient? I'm surprised. :eek: :tongue2:


I don't know how many years he's been married, but I'd bet that is a factor.

[NetShrine]

Originally posted by Jen
Net, how come you didn't mention your wife in your excitement quotient? I'm surprised.

Cause it's a given. ;)

Originally posted by Jen
Ever since Katie did that colon cancer scope thingie and the whole world got to see her insides, I can't watch her anymore.

:homer:
Mmmm.....Katie Innards.