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Crash Course
09-27-2005, 07:46 AM
I guess it runs in the family?

Juicy : Confessions of a Former Baseball Wife (Hardcover)
by Jessica Canseco

"When nineteen-year-old Hooters trainee Jessica Sekely meets Jose Canseco -- one of the most famous baseball players of his time -- she falls in love with the slugger and everything about him. He is larger than life, from his bulging muscles and multimillion-dollar contract to his huge homes and hot cars. And he is as handsome a man as she has ever seen. But his sprawling house in Florida becomes her gilded cage when Jose is on the road, hitting home runs and bedding women in American League cities from Anaheim to Boston. Jessica blames herself and does everything she can to keep Jose faithful—nose jobs, new breast implants, and even going so far as to bring other women into their home for threesomes. But it wasn't enough. It was never enough.

Through it all, she breaks through the icy stares of the wives and girlfriends of Jose’s teammates and learns to honor the code of the baseball sorority -- If you see a ballplayer with another woman, keep your mouth shut!"

Who's going to read this?

KCBOOMER
09-27-2005, 08:44 AM
Probably the same people who watch "Desperate Housewives".

captain_napalm
09-27-2005, 09:08 AM
Probably the same people who watch "Desperate Housewives".
I watch Desperate Housewives (Eva Longoria... mmmmmm :D), but I have no intention of reading that book...

I thought Jose's wife was Esther Canseco? :confuse:

Crash Course
09-27-2005, 09:33 AM
She was the first.

mainsr
09-27-2005, 04:07 PM
"Hooters trainee?"

The mind boggles.

Crash Course
09-27-2005, 05:03 PM
My 1st thoughts too.

Deep Blue
09-27-2005, 05:26 PM
What is that - a pre-implant position ?

Jayhawk Bob
09-27-2005, 05:26 PM
Hooters Training Manual

Chapter One - The Rules

1. Wear the Hooters-issued orange shorts.
2. Wear the Hooters-issued tight white t-shirt.
3. Wear the Hooters-issued Wonder Bra.
4. Bend at the knees when serving beverages. Or at the waist. Whatever.
5. Mention Hooters in any bios that accompany your men's magazine photo shoots.
6. Professional athletes go to the front of the line.

The End

Deep Blue
09-27-2005, 05:34 PM
From our friends at the Smoking Gun......

So you wanna be a "Hooters" Girl ?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0915051hooters1.html